Going to the theatre is awesome, having to put up with these things is not.
Last night I went to watch Mamma Mia! for the first time. Having not been a huge fan of the film, the show more than surpassed my expectations and I had a really great time.
However I was surrounded by the noisiest people, ever! Which inspired me to write this list.
You're in a theatre, if you want to talk, go to a bar.
Dude! Everyone knows it's your phone! TURN IT OFF!
Oh yeah, go ahead, take the call from your girlfriend, it's not like I haven't heard this monologue before.
Erm, did your ticket say this show starts at 7:30pm but you can turn up when you like? No, I don't think it did.
"Two ice creams? That'll be £9 please sir. " – Is it made from the milk of unicorns?
Are you in the cast? Is your name in the programme? Did I pay to come and listen to you? No? Well stop singing then.
You could have bought Maltesers or Wine Gums, but of course you had to choose the individually wrapped Murray Mints. Well done.
Yay, extended run! *Googles theatre box office* Sold out. *Googles tickets* WTF?
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