Scandalgate hilariously details the untold stories of the corrupt and the incompetent, the chancers, the well-meaning, the vaguely competent and the persevering underdog … Completely improvised in the world of the media, business and politics. These are the scandals yet to be ‘gated’ on a Twitter thread, tabloid front page splash or Substack blog; the MP who rigged their village fete’s best jam competition, the journalist secretly using chatGPT to win their Pulitzer prize or the CEO who doesn’t want anyone to know that their new groundbreaking app was inadvertently designed by a dog.