Follows the elation over England’s victory at the 2003 Rugby World Cup in which flyhalf – and pin-up – Wilkinson played a pivotal role with a drop goal just 26 seconds from the end of extra-time in the championship match. The final score in Sydney, against home side Australia, was 17-20.Dave’s position as chairman of his local rugby club is being challenged by an extremely loud Australian. Why does Jake, the club’s best player, keep disappearing? Why has Nigel’s wife stopped him wearing a nun’s outfit? Why is Nina the one they really need to please? And why have only seven people turned up to watch the game of the century?