DAN and KATIE have been seeing each other for a few months now, but they still haven’t consummated the relationship. The timing has just never been quite… Right? Staying at DAN’s for the first time, KATIE is sure that tonight will be THE NIGHT. DAN has been practicing putting on a condom all afternoon. He is sure that pizza and a Bowie film will definitely win him a night of raunchy, steamy sex. After all, that’s what they both want. Isn’t it?