3 Girls, 3 Monologues. Meet Geri, Beth and George, a set of talking heads for a generation of frustrated Tinderers. Tinder471 – Cosily hidden away in her DIY den in her parents’ spare room, Geri jabs increasingly irritably at her new Tamagotchi. Why is this so bloody difficult? Though equally, why does she care so much? My Son is in the Kitchen Eating a Biscuit – Coked up Beth sits in her room watching Gemma Collins clips. She’s by herself, Sophie’s just fled – but why? Sausage Roll Moment – It’s Christmas day and George sits alone on the sofa dwarfed by a giant tree, surrounded by Greggs wrappers. Joel’s gone out for more cans. He’s lovely, he’s got lovely teeth. And knees. But who does George really want to spend Christmas with? And why aren’t they here?