The Clapham Grand

The Clapham Grand
21 - 25 St Johns HillClapham
Outer London, Greater London SW11 1TT
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Current Productions

Massaoke80s v 90s Live

Outer London

Final performance: 04 May 2025

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Divas

Outer London

Performances begin: 10 November 2024

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Babatunde AlesheBabahood

Outer London

Performances begin: 29 November 2024

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Diana: The Untold and Untrue Story

Outer London

Performances begin: 04 December 2024

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MassaokeChristmas Live

Outer London

Performances begin: 07 December 2024

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Snow White and the Seven Drag Queens

Outer London

Performances begin: 07 January 2025

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Swiftogeddon: The Taylor Swift Club Night

Outer London

Performances begin: 24 January 2025

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For The Love of Rugby

Outer London

Performances begin: 16 April 2025

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Past Productions

Cabaret

Welcome to the Grand

Outer London

Closed: 20 June 2018

Stand-Up Comedy

Iain Stirling – U Ok Hun? X

Outer London

Closed: 11 October 2018

Concert/Event

B*Witched

Outer London

Closed: 12 October 2018

Stand-Up Comedy

Private Parts Live

Outer London

Closed: 08 November 2018

Stand-Up Comedy

This Show Does Not Contain Nuts

Outer London

Closed: 04 December 2018

Stand-Up Comedy

Russell Howard

Outer London

Closed: 27 February 2019

Concert/Event

Mel C

Outer London

Closed: 08 March 2019

Concert/Event

Vintage Trouble

Outer London

Closed: 20 March 2019

Stand-Up Comedy

Russell Howard

Outer London

Closed: 13 May 2019

Concert/Event

The International Championship of Collegiate A Cappella UK – Quarterfinal

Outer London

Closed: 09 February 2020

Stand-Up Comedy

Russell Howard – Respite

Outer London

Closed: 11 October 2020

Concert/Event

The Circus of Horrors – 25 Years of Shock ‘n’ Roll

Outer London

Closed: 13 November 2020

Concert/Event

The Circus of Horrors – Revamped & Rocking Adult show

Outer London

Closed: 26 May 2021

Concert/Event

Shirley Ballas – An Evening with Shirley Ballas

Outer London

Closed: 06 June 2021

Concert/Event

Craig Charles – The Craig Charles Funk and Soul Club

Outer London

Closed: 26 June 2021

Cabaret

Bourgeois & Maurice

Outer London

Closed: 22 July 2021

Concert/Event

Joe Black – Decopunk

Outer London

Closed: 18 September 2021

Pantomime

Rapunzel – Adult Panto

Outer London

Closed: 27 October 2021

Play

The Battersea Poltergeist – Live

Outer London

Closed: 31 October 2021

Concert/Event

Emma Ruth Rundle

Outer London

Closed: 08 February 2022

Stand-Up Comedy

Two Pints Live

Outer London

Closed: 10 February 2022

Concert/Event

Frank Turner

Outer London

Closed: 16 February 2022

Stand-Up Comedy

Lady Bunny – Unmasked and Unfiltered

Outer London

Closed: 19 February 2022

Concert/Event

The Circus of Horrors – The Witch

Outer London

Closed: 23 March 2022

Cabaret

The Boulet Brothers – Dragula

Outer London

Closed: 24 March 2022

Concert/Event

Emma Ruth Rundle

Outer London

Closed: 22 August 2022

Cabaret

QUEENZ – The Show with Balls!

Outer London

Closed: 16 September 2022

Concert/Event

Cirque du Soul

Outer London

Closed: 28 October 2022

Concert/Event

Joe Black – Club Cataclysm

Outer London

Closed: 30 October 2022

Concert/Event

The Circus of Horrors – The Witch

Outer London

Closed: 08 November 2022

Concert/Event

Police Dog Hogan

Outer London

Closed: 16 November 2022

Concert/Event

Charlotte Church – Charlotte Church’s Late Night Pop Dungeon – Final Tour

Outer London

Closed: 03 December 2022

Stand-Up Comedy

Fern Brady – Autistic Bikini Queen

Outer London

Closed: 16 December 2022

Stand-Up Comedy

Nish Kumar

Outer London

Closed: 27 January 2023

Stand-Up Comedy

Grace Campbell – A Show About Me

Outer London

Closed: 12 March 2023

Stand-Up Comedy

Grace Campbell – A Show About Me

Outer London

Closed: 18 March 2023

Concert/Event

Choir! Choir! Choir!

Outer London

Closed: 30 March 2023

Stand-Up Comedy

Iain Stirling – Relevant

Outer London

Closed: 28 April 2023

Concert/Event

The Joy Formidable

Outer London

Closed: 11 May 2023

Stand-Up Comedy

Nina Conti – In Your Face

Outer London

Closed: 26 May 2023

Lady BunnyThe Greatest Ho on Earth!

Outer London

Closed: 15 July 2023

MassaokeMusicals Live

Outer London

Closed: 16 September 2023

The Joy Formidable

Outer London

Closed: 28 September 2023

Frank Martini Party of the Century

Outer London

Closed: 30 September 2023

Choir! Choir! Choir!

Outer London

Closed: 16 October 2023

Lawrence ChaneyOverweight and Over it!

Outer London

Closed: 04 November 2023

Sam Campbell

Outer London

Closed: 24 November 2023

Diana: The Untold and Untrue Story

Outer London

Closed: 06 December 2023

Billy BraggThe Roaring Forty Tour

Outer London

Closed: 07 December 2023

MassaokeChristmas Special

Outer London

Closed: 09 December 2023

Mythos: Ragnarok

Outer London

Closed: 11 December 2023

Myra DuBoisWe Wish You a Myra Christmas

Outer London

Closed: 18 December 2023

Finding Love with Paul C Brunson

Outer London

Closed: 12 February 2024

Miz CrackerA Brief History of the Entire World… And Also Me

Outer London

Closed: 25 February 2024

The Circus of HorrorsDr Haze’s Cabaret of Curiosities

Outer London

Closed: 18 March 2024

Sara Pascoe

Outer London

Closed: 22 March 2024

Sophie McCartneyTired & Tested

Outer London

Closed: 23 March 2024

Caitlin MoranWhat About Men?

Outer London

Closed: 03 June 2024

Michelle BrasierReform

Outer London

Closed: 06 June 2024

Sam CampbellWobservations

Outer London

Closed: 18 July 2024

Lucinda Light

Outer London

Closed: 13 August 2024

Stewart Lee

Outer London

Closed: 27 September 2024

Daniel FoxxVillain

Outer London

Closed: 03 October 2024

Massaoke90s vs 00s

Outer London

Closed: 05 October 2024

Christopher HallGirl For All Seasons

Outer London

Closed: 10 October 2024

Maisie AdamAppraisal

Outer London

Closed: 17 October 2024

Phil Wang

Outer London

Closed: 18 October 2024

Rhys NicholsonHuge Big Party Congratulations!

Outer London

Closed: 22 October 2024

Schalk BezuidenhoutKeeping it Up

Outer London

Closed: 27 October 2024

Diana: The Untold and Untrue Story

Outer London

Closed: 04 November 2024

Clinton BaptisteRoller Ghoster

Outer London

Closed: 06 November 2024

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