But, with many newspapers dissecting Dr Who, our job is to guide you through the search for Dorothy. Was the show good? Who sang off key? Who went home?
Well, as a spoiler, I can confirm that the person who exited first did so on a crescent moon - before her ruby red slippers were handed back to The Lord! It was a cringe-worthy moment like no other and seeing is truly believing.
For more on week two, visit the WOS blog here and catch up at BBC iplayer.
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