The Shy Manifesto

17 year old Callum is proud to be shy and he thinks you should be too, because what this noisy, crazy world really needs right now is a bit more self restraint. Tonight he is to address an audience of radical shy comrades and incite the meek to finally rise up and inherit the earth. And whilst he’s here, he would also like to silence those wagging tongues and put an end to the entirely baseless rumours you may have heard concerning what exactly he got up to at Gilby’s end-of-term karaoke party last night.