“Hi I’m She Go, Norwich’s own piece of WAP (Working At Poundland). Christmas in Norfolk is a time where we sing carols like: ‘Winterton Wonderland’ and ‘O Come, All Ye Fakenham’ and where we remember that special little baby that was born over 2000 years ago: Stewart White. If you like that kind of thing, join me at the (socially distanced) Theatre Royal this Christmas, where I’ll look back on 2020 and ask: ‘Wass bin goon on?’. I’ll be joined by friends old and new and there’ll be songs, sketches and more. Book today. I need the cash. Destiny had a tattoo that was meant to say ‘Country Girl’, but the bloke was dyslexic.”