We Will Rock You has been created by Ben Elton and Queen. A blend of Science Fiction, Comedy and brilliant songs by Queen. The time is the future, in a place that was once called Earth. Globalisation is complete. Everywhere, the kids watch the same movies, wear the same fashions and think the same thoughts. It’s a safe, happy, Ga Ga World. On Planet Mall Rock ‘n’ Roll has been banned for centuries. All musical instruments have been banned. Legend persists that somewhere on Planet Mall, instruments still exist. Somewhere, the mighty axe of a great and hairy guitar god lies buried deep in rock. The Bohemians need a hero to find this axe. But the Bohemians must find this hero before the Company does. For if the Ga Ga Cops get him first they will surely drag him before the Killer Queen and consign him to oblivion across the Seven Seas of Rhye. Where is this axe hero? Where is the Hairy One’s lost axe? Where is the place of living rock?
23 FEBRUARY – 27 FEBRUARY
NEW WIMBLEDON THEATRE, OUTER LONDON
8 FEBRUARY – 13 FEBRUARY
REGENT THEATRE, STOKE-ON-TRENT
22 MARCH – 27 MARCH
GRAND OPERA HOUSE, YORK
1 FEBRUARY – 6 FEBRUARY
CLIFFS PAVILION, SOUTHEND-ON-SEA
3 MAY – 8 MAY
THE HEXAGON, READING
26 APRIL – 1 MAY
THEATRE ROYAL, NORWICH
25 JANUARY – 30 JANUARY
MILTON KEYNES THEATRE, MILTON KEYNES
1 MARCH – 6 MARCH
PAVILION THEATRE, BOURNEMOUTH
12 APRIL – 17 APRIL
ROYAL & DERNGATE, NORTHAMPTON
17 MAY – 29 MAY
BIRMINGHAM HIPPODROME, BIRMINGHAM
5 APRIL – 10 APRIL
WALES MILLENNIUM CENTRE, CARDIFF
31 MAY – 5 JUNE
KINGS THEATRE PORTSMOUTH, SOUTHSEA
19 APRIL – 24 APRIL
NEW THEATRE PETERBOROUGH, PETERBOROUGH
15 FEBRUARY – 20 FEBRUARY
BRISTOL HIPPODROME, BRISTOL
18 JANUARY – 23 JANUARY
WALES MILLENNIUM CENTRE, CARDIFF
29 MARCH – 3 APRIL
THEATRE ROYAL, NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE
10 MAY – 15 MAY
LIVERPOOL EMPIRE THEATRE, LIVERPOOL
15 MARCH – 20 MARCH
CHURCHILL THEATRE, BROMLEY
8 MARCH – 13 MARCH
IPSWICH REGENT, IPSWICH