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James Acaster – Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

About the Show

James Acaster reflects on the best year of his life and the worst year of his life and does stand up comedy about them while throwing a strop.

Join James at The Phoenix Theatre in London’s West End for the second outing of his critically acclaimed show Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999 added due to phenomenal demand.

James’ last four shows form his Netflix four-part series, Repertoire. He is the first UK comic to shoot more than one Netflix Original special. His debut book ‘Classic Scrapes’ made the Sunday Times bestseller list. As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, QI and Have I Got News for You.

A whimsical master, he has received acclaim from around the world, including a record-breaking 5 consecutive nominations for ‘Best Comedy Show’ at the 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015 & 2016 Edinburgh Fringe Festivals.

TOUR DATES

18 OCTOBER – 18 OCTOBER
LYRIC THEATRE, CARMARTHEN

25 MAY – 25 MAY
ALHAMBRA CINEMA, KESWICK

11 OCTOBER – 11 OCTOBER
KING GEORGE’S HALL, BLACKBURN

19 OCTOBER – 19 OCTOBER
WILLIAM ASTON HALL, WREXHAM

30 OCTOBER – 30 OCTOBER
ALIVE CORN EXCHANGE, KINGS LYNN

5 OCTOBER – 5 OCTOBER
ARTS CENTRE, ABERYSTWYTH

14 JANUARY – 19 JANUARY
PHOENIX THEATRE, WEST END

16 OCTOBER – 16 OCTOBER
CAPITOL HORSHAM (FORMERLY HORSHAM ARTS CENTRE), HORSHAM

17 OCTOBER – 17 OCTOBER
COURTYARD, HEREFORD

23 MAY – 23 MAY
PLAYHOUSE, NOTTINGHAM

6 JUNE – 6 JUNE
LINCOLN PERFORMING ARTS CENTRE, LINCOLN

7 JUNE – 7 JUNE
LIGHTHOUSE THEATRE, KETTERING

2 DECEMBER – 4 DECEMBER
PLAYHOUSE, NORWICH

6 DECEMBER – 6 DECEMBER
CITY HALL, SALISBURY

5 DECEMBER – 5 DECEMBER
CORN EXCHANGE, IPSWICH

26 JUNE – 26 JUNE
THE HEXAGON, READING

27 JUNE – 27 JUNE
ROYAL & DERNGATE, NORTHAMPTON

28 JUNE – 28 JUNE
JERSEY OPERA HOUSE, ST HELIER

28 NOVEMBER – 28 NOVEMBER
STRATFORD PLAYHOUSE, STRATFORD-UPON-AVON

27 NOVEMBER – 27 NOVEMBER
TIVOLI THEATRE, WIMBORNE

29 NOVEMBER – 30 NOVEMBER
EPSTEIN THEATRE (FORMERLY NEPTUNE THEATRE), LIVERPOOL

29 JUNE – 29 JUNE
HAYMARKET THEATRE, LEICESTER

22 NOVEMBER – 22 NOVEMBER
CORN EXCHANGE, CAMBRIDGE

10 NOVEMBER – 10 NOVEMBER
THE MAC (METROPOLITAN ARTS CENTRE), BELFAST

26 NOVEMBER – 26 NOVEMBER
MEDINA THEATRE, NEWPORT

17 NOVEMBER – 17 NOVEMBER
CORN EXCHANGE, BEDFORD

20 NOVEMBER – 21 NOVEMBER
LIGHTHOUSE THEATRE, KETTERING

16 NOVEMBER – 16 NOVEMBER
BRIGHTON DOME, BRIGHTON

23 OCTOBER – 23 OCTOBER
LEADMILL, SHEFFIELD

26 OCTOBER – 26 OCTOBER
CITY VARIETIES MUSIC HALL, LEEDS

27 OCTOBER – 27 OCTOBER
STAFFORD GATEHOUSE THEATRE, STAFFORD

31 OCTOBER – 31 OCTOBER
GALA THEATRE, DURHAM

14 NOVEMBER – 14 NOVEMBER
BUXTON OPERA HOUSE, BUXTON

13 NOVEMBER – 13 NOVEMBER
LEADMILL, SHEFFIELD

3 NOVEMBER – 3 NOVEMBER
KING’S THEATRE, EDINBURGH

20 OCTOBER – 20 OCTOBER
ROYAL & DERNGATE, NORTHAMPTON

12 OCTOBER – 12 OCTOBER
HARROGATE THEATRE, HARROGATE

18 SEPTEMBER – 18 SEPTEMBER
WYVERN THEATRE, SWINDON

2 OCTOBER – 2 OCTOBER
PALACE THEATRE, WESTCLIFF-ON-SEA

9 OCTOBER – 9 OCTOBER
ROYAL SPA CENTRE, LEAMINGTON SPA

6 OCTOBER – 6 OCTOBER
THEATR BRYCHEINIOG (BRECON THEATRE), BRECON

3 OCTOBER – 3 OCTOBER
ALBAN ARENA, ST ALBANS

4 OCTOBER – 4 OCTOBER
TOWN HALL, BIRMINGHAM

28 SEPTEMBER – 28 SEPTEMBER
LEMON TREE, ABERDEEN

19 SEPTEMBER – 19 SEPTEMBER
TOWN HALL, CHELTENHAM

24 SEPTEMBER – 24 SEPTEMBER
LEMON TREE, ABERDEEN

15 SEPTEMBER – 15 SEPTEMBER
CITY VARIETIES MUSIC HALL, LEEDS

9 SEPTEMBER – 9 SEPTEMBER
G-LIVE, GUILDFORD

14 SEPTEMBER – 14 SEPTEMBER
THE FORUM, BARROW-IN-FURNESS

11 SEPTEMBER – 11 SEPTEMBER
CORN EXCHANGE, EXETER

13 SEPTEMBER – 13 SEPTEMBER
GRAND THEATRE, LANCASTER

25 SEPTEMBER – 25 SEPTEMBER
EDEN COURT THEATRE, INVERNESS

15 NOVEMBER – 15 NOVEMBER
GRAND OPERA HOUSE, YORK

10 OCTOBER – 10 OCTOBER
SOUTHPORT THEATRE, SOUTHPORT

29 JULY – 29 JULY
KING’S HALL, ILKLEY

18 JULY – 18 JULY
THE CRESSET, PETERBOROUGH

19 JULY – 19 JULY
TYNE THEATRE AND OPERA HOUSE, NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE

20 JULY – 20 JULY
O2 ACADEMY GLASGOW, GLASGOW

26 JULY – 26 JULY
HARROGATE THEATRE, HARROGATE

27 JULY – 27 JULY
HULL VENUE, HULL

28 JULY – 28 JULY
GRAND THEATRE AND OPERA HOUSE, LEEDS

14 JULY – 14 JULY
BRISTOL OLD VIC, BRISTOL

17 JULY – 17 JULY
G-LIVE, GUILDFORD

4 JULY – 4 JULY
WEYMOUTH PAVILION COMPLEX, WEYMOUTH

12 JULY – 12 JULY
BRIGHTON DOME, BRIGHTON

13 JULY – 13 JULY
WALES MILLENNIUM CENTRE, CARDIFF

11 JULY – 11 JULY
ASSEMBLY HALL THEATRE, TUNBRIDGE WELLS

25 FEBRUARY – 2 MARCH
VAUDEVILLE THEATRE, LONDON

7 JULY – 7 JULY
BRISTOL OLD VIC, BRISTOL

1 JULY – 1 JULY
CITY HALL, SHEFFIELD

5 JULY – 5 JULY
REGAL THEATRE, REDRUTH

30 JUNE – 30 JUNE
LIVERPOOL ECHO ARENA, LIVERPOOL

15 JUNE – 15 JUNE
WESTLANDS, YEOVIL

17 JUNE – 17 JUNE
MILTON KEYNES THEATRE, MILTON KEYNES

21 JUNE – 21 JUNE
LEAS CLIFF HALL, FOLKESTONE

22 JUNE – 22 JUNE
TOWN HALL, BIRMINGHAM

13 OCTOBER – 13 OCTOBER
BRISTOL OLD VIC, BRISTOL

14 JUNE – 14 JUNE
TOWN HALL, CHELTENHAM

3 JUNE – 3 JUNE
THE LOWRY, SALFORD

9 JUNE – 9 JUNE
THE WOODVILLE HALLS THEATRE, GRAVESEND

13 JUNE – 13 JUNE
WYVERN THEATRE, SWINDON

12 JUNE – 12 JUNE
ANVIL ARTS, BASINGSTOKE

11 JUNE – 11 JUNE
NST CAMPUS, SOUTHAMPTON

2 JUNE – 2 JUNE
TYNE THEATRE AND OPERA HOUSE, NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE

29 SEPTEMBER – 29 SEPTEMBER
O2 ACADEMY GLASGOW, GLASGOW

1 JUNE – 1 JUNE
SANDS CENTRE, CARLISLE

2 NOVEMBER – 2 NOVEMBER
TYNE THEATRE AND OPERA HOUSE, NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE

30 MAY – 30 MAY
LEAMINGTON SPA ASSEMBLY, LEAMINGTON SPA

31 MAY – 31 MAY
WILLIAM ASTON HALL, WREXHAM

8 JUNE – 8 JUNE
CORN EXCHANGE, CAMBRIDGE

27 MAY – 27 MAY
GRAND OPERA HOUSE, YORK

26 MAY – 26 MAY
SPA COMPLEX, SCARBOROUGH

24 MAY – 24 MAY
KING GEORGE’S HALL, BLACKBURN

10 JULY – 10 JULY
WYCOMBE SWAN, HIGH WYCOMBE

12 SEPTEMBER – 12 SEPTEMBER
THE HEXAGON, READING

24 JULY – 24 JULY
NEW THEATRE, OXFORD

6 JULY – 6 JULY
BABBACOMBE THEATRE, TORQUAY

25 OCTOBER – 25 OCTOBER
THE LOWRY, SALFORD

1 NOVEMBER – 1 NOVEMBER
TOWN HALL, MIDDLESBROUGH

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