In 2018, things are looking rosy for Sarah Mills: she has the bachelorette pad, a job she doesn’t hate, and friends who make her feel she’s living in a glossy 90s sitcom. All she needs now is a fella. But instead of finding her prince, she finds a surprise in her poo. The next 2 years are spent swapping dresses for Hospital gowns and Lambrini for laxatives as Sarah discovers she can’t even trust her own BUM not to kill her.