Officer Scott can’t get any action with the NYPD. Probably because he’s not a real cop, he’s a volunteer. But when given the chance to deliver a D.A.R.E. seminar to scare a gymnasium full of 4th graders off drugs, his life turns upside down. Join Officer Scott on a journey for the meaning of life, love, and courage in this madcap clown show featuring burlesque, dance, psychedelics, and more.