When left unsupervised, my apartment resembles a “before” on Queer Eye. I ate a cup of yogurt off the curb, so my cavities are from being fun. I’ve never had an STI (I’ve also never had a test). And that’s the tame stuff. Like anything so far? Yes? Come to the show. No? Do you like to gamble? Come to the show.Pleasance Courtyard – Bunker One. Venue 33