Nudgement Day

Look at the cities. Full of hopes, dreams, and shops. Now look at your town. Rundown. Deserted. Not like the good old days. It needs a good pep. That’s why we here at the ministry are getting ready to give you and your seaside town a loving “nudge” in the right direction. The sea. That’s right. 10 days from now, we’ll rev up the engines on our brand new giant bulldozer and plunge everything and everyone you love into the waves. And what will fill this newly-flattened paradise? Hopes, dreams, and lots and lots of shops.