The last few performances were dealt with as much panache as we could muster – Mrs Dixon’s characterisation continued to develop, I managed to avoid running into stationary objects and no guests were left behind by the bus. Well that last one’s almost true but I reckon he really enjoyed spending the night by the river. That’ll teach him for going into the maze. You can’t get more immersive than that? I see a reality TV spin-off opportunity: 19;29 sponsors “I’m an audience member get me out of here!” Watch. This. Space.
Thanks for reading. And if you came to see Threshold, Samuel sends his regards along with Persephone (the swan), George (the goat) and Henrietta (the chicken). It’s been a convoluted, mud-ridden, mystery escapade but it’s been great dragging you along for the ride. And remember Hunters, what happens in the home stays in the home – so keep schtum!
Yours finally,
Tom