QUOTE(Beth! tadaaa :) @ Dec 30 2007, 03:43 AM)

When I'm older, I'M GONNA BE GRIZABELLA!
You'll have to be a lot older to play Grizabella. Besides, it's something of a duff role. You get to come on once at the start of the show and dance a bit, after which you return to your dressing room and put on a shabby coat. Half an hour later you come on and potter across the stage, and at the end of the first act you do it again, only this time you get to sing the most tediously overdone number in the history of musical theatre. After the interval you have to return to the stage and sit there looking bored for all of five minutes, and then at the end of the second act you come back and sing the same song you sang at the end of the first act, only this time you get to top it off with the thrill of walking up some stairs.
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...Or Rumpleteazer... and there's nothing at all to be done about that!
A far better role.
In my opinion anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out becoming pure energy.
(Jack Handey)