QUOTE(VelmaMaureen @ Mar 18 2010, 08:48 PM)

What's always amusing is when there are people near you in the theatre who had no idea that it was a muck up matinee when they booked their tickets, then don't really notice anything funny about the show.
What's not amusing is when they do notice.
I've seen some wonderful end-of-season jokes where talented and imaginative people have inserted finely-crafted changes into a show, resulting in great fun for those familiar with the production and an unimpaired experience for those seeing it for the first and only time. Unfortunately I've also seen a great many actors who combine an I'm-too-important-to-care-about-the-audience arrogance with a dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks stupidity, a distressingly common combination that merely spoils the show for the majority of the audience.
I thought I'd witnessed the nadir of final matinee wit when an outgoing member of Cats replaced the line "Are you cock of the walk..." with a single shouted "cock". I was wrong.
In my opinion anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out becoming pure energy.
(Jack Handey)