In the first of a regular new feature, we round up some great lines we've heard at recent shows, in the West End and further afield. Click the play titles below the quotes for more info and to buy tickets. Got any to add? Tell us in the comments or on Twitter using #wosquote
While the Edinburgh Fringe continues, there's plenty happening in London this week with major openings at the Open Air Theatre, Donmar Warehouse, National Theatre and elsewhere