I’m the one who has the responsibility of moulding this child into a non-f*cked up human being.

Simone and Sam will do anything to get their daughter into the local Church of England school. Juliet and Nick agree to show them the ropes.

The bonds of family, faith and friendship are stretched to breaking-point as four forty-somethings wrestle for school places.

Directed by artistic director Indhu Rubasingham, Kiln Theatre launches its new season with the world premiere of this acerbic, dark comedy from Alexis Zegerman.

Age Guidance: 14+