Simon Labrosse has just birthed his next big idea and he’s putting on a show of his life but only for seven days, because seven days in his life is just about enough for anybody. Aided by nihilistic poet Leo and personal development fanatic Natalie, he’s offering his services and it’s quite a collection. He’ll finish your sentences, flatter your ego, clean your conscience and be your emotional stuntman, audience and friend. So move fast on this special introductory offer, because he has rent to pay, a plane to catch and he needs to replace his ghetto blaster.