Posted 09 June 2009 - 09:54 PM
Most workplaces have rat problems, probably because they're empty for the majority of the time (especially in the small hours of the morning), and people have a tendency to eat snacks at work and leave the scraps around.
At the last place I worked many people would buy a packet of something like Haribo Starmix and leave the packet open overnight with the intention of finishing it off the following day, without ever stopping to consider that the poison traps around the building weren't there for decoration.
In my opinion anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out becoming pure energy.
(Jack Handey)