[dan]

Zac Efron has dismissed rumours that he will star in 'Joseph' in the West End on GMTV this morning. I know this as I was forbidden from leaving the house until it had been on, making us late for school etc. Shame about 'Joseph' eh? Would've kept it open for a few more years!

[DuddersMonster]

Oh no, another rumour crashes and burns.

We need to replace it! I heard that Richard Bacon was going to play Joseph...true story.

Disclaimer: Richard Bacon is not going to play Joseph, I told a naughty fib.

[dan]

Oh no, another rumour crashes and burns.

We need to replace it! I heard that Richard Bacon was going to play Joseph...true story.

Disclaimer: Richard Bacon is not going to play Joseph, I told a naughty fib.

I read it as Richard BRANSON first of all! Shame.

It'll probably end up being some boring musical theatre professional, tut!

[ollie]

Thank god for that, I'm sorry for anyone who likes him but this would have simply been a step to far in the whole celebrity thing.

I read it as Richard BRANSON first of all! Shame.

It'll probably end up being some boring musical theatre professional, tut!

[DuddersMonster]

Now is 'a step to far' in reference to Efron Joseph, Richard Bacon Joseph or Richard Branson Joseph? If I had to pick between the three I'd like to see ol' moneybags Branson take to the stage.

[jaqs]

Now is 'a step to far' in reference to Efron Joseph, Richard Bacon Joseph or Richard Branson Joseph? If I had to pick between the three I'd like to see ol' moneybags Branson take to the stage.

Branson in a loincloth, are you trying to spoil my tea?

[dan]

Branson in a loincloth, are you trying to spoil my tea?

Any of them in a loincloth!!!!

Old millionaire, dull ex-BP presenter or reptilian schoolboy? Surely there are laws against this.

[DuddersMonster]

I was under the impression that the loincloth in general became socially unacceptable after the happy advent of trousers.
That said, I do feel a little queasy now.

[dan]

I was under the impression that the loincloth in general became socially unacceptable after the happy advent of trousers.
That said, I do feel a little queasy now.

On the contrary. I and others of my generation can often be seen modelling the loincloth of an evening. They're cutting edge y'know. We just didn't invite that trio to the party.