Posted 15 March 2008 - 01:10 AM
Ah, bless the freaky fans of this world.
But if you are one, and reading this, please take note.
We are normal people doing our job. The last thing we want at the end of a hard night's work is someone trying to become our friend.
Do not bring us gifts. This freaks us out.
Try another hobby, perhaps one where you interact with other people, that way when you do finally get to talk to us you won't get tongue tied and make yourself look silly.
If you have a child, come to stage door. If its your child's wish to meet the performers then we are more than happy to inspire them.
However middle aged women and dirty old men trying to get a cuddle is just plain odd.
And the golden rule, we are not and NEVER will be, your friends.
Thanks for listening x