Posted 29 August 2007 - 09:50 AM
It strikes me that the many of the sort of audience who are most likely to want to see a Harry Potter musical are the sort that aren't going to fully appreciate that they're not going to see the same people as in the films, and they'll be disappointed. On the other hand, if the show preserves some of Rowling's writing ("My wand of yew did everything of which I asked it, Severus, except to kill Harry Potter", for instance) it could become a classic for all the wrong reasons.
However, I think it'll be a flop simply because the source material demands plenty of special effects, and that requires an immense budget, and that means having to sell at 80% for at least a year to have a chance of recouping. I don't think there'd be sufficient interest to make it a financial success.
It might be better to make it deliberately tacky: quidditch matches with people running round with broomsticks between their legs, for example, or wand fights with sticks and people shouting "zap". Go the so-low-budget-it's-hilarious route instead of the obvious gosh-wow one (like my signature, which is peculiarly apposite).
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