The Business of Love

In the weeks before her 30th birthday, Kelly is facing an ultimatum. Either she finds a boyfriend, or she loses her job. I mean, we’ve all been there right? Kelly works at The Business of Love, a company fully funded and controlled by the patriarchy, and what they say, goes. Currently they are working on Project Boyfriend, but previous work has included Project First Kiss, Project Prom Date and Project Virginity. As potential suitors dwindle and disappear, Kelly fears the safety of her and her colleagues jobs’, as they also face the sack if Project Boyfriend is unsuccessful. Together, they work to make sure Kelly is slim, smooth and sexy (at the request of the patriarchy), and if that doesn’t keep a man interested, then what will?! Will Kelly be able to pin down a man? Will they lose their jobs? Will the patriarchy ever be satisfied with women? And most importantly, does yoghurt really help you lose weight?