Improbable Fiction

Secretly, their chairman Arnold Hassock considers that The Pendon Writers Circle is in a bit of a rut. Until, following a provocative talk from a guest speaker, Arnold is persuaded to throw down a challenge to his members and things get completely out of hand. What with poetic policemen, hapless girls in mortal danger and, to cap it all, his own mother abducted by aliens, Arnold rather wishes he d kept his mouth shut.