Tonight I’m Entertaining Richard Gere

Bristol chip shop heiress, Teresa Toti, dressed as cat woman , meets her dream man at a bonkers fancy dress party in Muswell Hill. It’s a busy night for Teresa as she prepares food for her fantasy man ,a recipe that was banned by the Pope in 1957, invites live tv cameras into her bedsit , she takes him to seek her parents approval all the way to the bright lights of Blackpool on a National Express coach, all this while she eagerly awaits her celebrity guest…