The Barnes Slasher

Barnes: land of milk and honey, yummy-mummies, and children called Tarquin. Here, celebrities laze languidly on the Green and gaze with paternalistic wonder at the simplicity of civilian life. Yet with immense affluence comes immensely expensive real estate. Nevertheless, one woman is dedicated to changing all that. When her twenty-nine-year-old son struggles once again to climb upon the property ladder, Fenny (short for Fenella… Short for Fenelope) decides to take drastic and dastardly measures to ‘free up some space’ in the village, slashing house prices… And one or two other things along the way.