In the rogue state (and former London borough) of Lumley-by-Gosh, a vile queen grows jealous of a handsome young man called Snow White. So she sends Snowy into the woods (de dum de dum) to meet an almost certain death. But he stumbles on a charming, empty little cottage in a clearing, with a hot bowl of porridge just waiting for him… It’s the perfect place to hide and wait for his prince, finally, to come. Cheer, boo, laugh and maybe even sing along to this seriously adults-only extravaganza. Our Christmas shows have been total sell-outs for the last few years, so this is a show you’ll want to book early. Oh yes you will…