According to Google, Eva’s boobs weigh the same as two-and-a-half bottles of tequila, two bricks, or the average new-born baby. That’s quite a weight to have on your back, metaphorically, not to mention physically, but after navigating through misogynistic medical standards, a breast reduction on the NHS is just a bust. A perceptive, funny and sometimes brutally honest look at the failings of forever underfunded female healthcare, the endless minefield of female bodies simply existing and how hard it is to have big boobs – seriously it is!