Purple Snowflakes and Titty Wanks

“I’m just very very horny.

I don’t know how else to put it.”

Sinéad Murphy has learnt to orgasm with an electric toothbrush; she’s getting together with boys in car parks at church discos; and she’s doing so well in exams, her teachers think she’s cheating.

She’s also struggling to manage a big secret, and there’s only one person she can talk to about it.

“The habit creeps up on me out of nowhere.

Like a sheep on a country road in Limerick.”

Purple Snowflakes and Titty Wanks is written and performed by Sarah Hanly, and directed by Alice Fitzgerald.

Sarah was awarded the 2019 Pinter Commission. On receiving the award, Vicky Featherstone said: “This year’s recipient, Sarah Hanly, is a writer of extraordinary potential. She has a completely distinctive theatrical voice and engages with the darkness in our world in a fiercesome way.”