Once upon a time there lay a land that was so beautiful that it was almost good enough to be a World Heritage Site! Over the last eighteen months times had been hard as folk were not allowed to leave their homes unless they had lots of money. But one day the King brought joy to all the people as he announced the arrival of his baby daughter Ora! All of the villagers rejoiced! Well, nearly all. The wicked fairy Maleffluent had evil plans in place for the princess so she slapped a curse on Ora that can only be broken by true love’s kiss. After a bit of time travel, an 18-year kip for Maleffluent and some serious wooing will Ora escape the evil fairy’s clutches? Can the good people of Liverpool drive her back to the hellhole she came from (Manchester)? How many times will we make jokes about the council that might get us shut down?