How to be a Pirate

To er is human. To ar is pirate. Release your inner-swashbuckler and sail into a world of storytelling, absurdity, playfulness and all things nautical with an idiot captain in this epic hour of ludicrous adventure comedy written and performed by man-boy oyster flirt @MrMaxNorman. Contains fruit cannibalism, nudity and scenes some mermaids may find offensive.

Inspired by mythology, 90s mashup nostalgia and all things nautical, this highly interactive romp will take you to the heights of delight and depths of desire towards ultimate glory. But do you and the crew have what it takes?