10-times Sony Award Winning DJ (Absolute Radio Breakfast Show) debut stand-up show. A race against time to complete a list of dreams made when Christian was 13. With that milestone months away, he reveals the ticks, the crosses, the stories of what happens as he attempts to finish the list. He fights the dark lord, challenges a pensioner BMX champion and dates his 80s heartthrob. The most revealing a British DJ has been since Operation Yewtree. A show definitely unsuitable for broadcast.