Evil Sir Percy ‘no mercy’ Sheriff of Shettleston is out to fleece the good folks of Glasgow. Meanwhile arch enemy Rab Hood (allegedly hiding out in the leafy west end) is out to foil his dastardly schemes – stealing back the ill gotten gains, giving it laldy through the glens, and redistributing to the tyrannized townsfolk. When beautiful songstress Maid Marion appears on the scene both men are instantly smitten: the Sheriff plans to install her as Mistress of Chateau Shettleston while Rab can only offer a treehouse… Who will win her heart? Or her mind? Or maybe she has other plans? And will Rab’s formidable maw, Dame Beanie McHood survive the slings and arrows of the Men in Tights?