On the Shelf

It’s Christmas eve and Paula has a list, she’s checked it twice. She has the cosy flat, the car and the career..now all she wants for Christmas is the ring! Her boyfriend has other ideas though and she ends up back ?on the shelf’. Faced with spending a lifetime of Christmases alone, she decides to peel off the spanx, pour a drink or twelve and dish the dirt on love, life and turning 40. Like the rest of Paula’s night though, things don’t go quite to plan with the arrival of an unusual house guest. Want to find out what would happen if Bridget Jones lived in Belfast and fed a Gremlin after midnight?

The Baby Grand