This is a show about love. Love, Calippo lollies, lazy days under blues skies, cats, answerphones, stabilisers, dangerous places to eat, Google Earth, the necessities of strong planning, dead phones and wiggling toes, time standing still, crazy-paved driveways, mountains, hills, bravery and hi-fives. But mostly, love. Performed by a man in a red checked shirt, black jeans, red Converse trainers, and decidedly wonky glasses, armed only with a notebook, a passable knowledge of Powerpoint and an inexplicable love of Excel.