The Orchard

The Orchard
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Dartford, DA1 1ED
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Seats 933. A member of the HQ Theatres and Hospitality.

Current Productions

Sarah Millican - Bobby Dazzler

Stand-Up Comedy

Final performance: 01 December 2022

Performances begin: 10 December 2022

The Rocky Horror Show

Performances begin: 09 January 2023

Performances begin: 24 January 2023

Performances begin: 06 February 2023

Jason Fox - Life at the Limit

One Night Only: 14 February 2023

Giovanni Pernice - Made in Italy

One Night Only: 15 February 2023

Jumping the Shark

Performances begin: 21 February 2023

Come What May - The Ultimate Tribute to Moulin Rouge

One Night Only: 28 February 2023

Firedance - Karen Hauer and Gorka Marquez

One Night Only: 02 March 2023

Sara Pascoe - Success Story

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 04 March 2023

Danny Baker - At Last The Sausage Sandwich Tour

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 07 March 2023

One Night Only: 08 March 2023

The Commitments

Performances begin: 13 March 2023

Classic Rock Show

One Night Only: 20 March 2023

Performances begin: 27 March 2023

One Night Only: 02 April 2023

Performances begin: 04 April 2023

Performances begin: 01 May 2023

Nadiya & Kai - Once Upon a Time

One Night Only: 07 May 2023

Johannes Radebe - Freedom Unleashed

One Night Only: 09 May 2023

Jimmy Carr - Terribly Funny 2.0

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 10 May 2023

Dave Gorman - Powerpoint to the People

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 13 May 2023

What's Love Got to Do With It?

One Night Only: 23 June 2023

Titanic - the Musical - 10th Anniversary Tour

Performances begin: 27 June 2023

Anton Du Beke and Giovanni Pernice - Him & Me

One Night Only: 02 July 2023

Rumours of Fleetwood Mac

One Night Only: 03 July 2023

Steel Magnolias

Performances begin: 04 July 2023

Shrek - The Musical

Performances begin: 02 October 2023

One Night Only: 15 October 2023

Sarah Millican - Late Bloomer

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 30 October 2024

Past Productions

The Drifters
Concert/Event
Closed: 28 November 2022
Rick Wakeman
Concert/Event
Closed: 27 November 2022
Whitney - Queen of the Night
Concert/Event
Closed: 23 November 2022
Kevin Bloody Wilson - The FUPC Tour
Stand-Up Comedy
Closed: 21 November 2022
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The Osmonds - A New Musical
Musical
Closed: 19 November 2022
Soul II Soul
Concert/Event
Closed: 13 November 2022
Blood Brothers
Musical
Closed: 12 November 2022
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Death Drop: Back in the Habit
Play
Closed: 05 November 2022
Boyzlife - Old School Tour
Concert/Event
Closed: 30 October 2022
Friendsical - A Parody Musical About Friends
Musical
Closed: 29 October 2022
Al Murray - the Pub Landlord - Gig for Victory
Stand-Up Comedy
Closed: 26 October 2022
Katherine Ryan - Missus
Stand-Up Comedy
Closed: 22 October 2022
Strike a Pose!
Cabaret
Closed: 17 October 2022
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The Cher Show
Musical
Closed: 24 September 2022
Stepping Out
Musical
Closed: 17 September 2022
Big Girls Don't Cry
Concert/Event
Closed: 11 September 2022
Abba Forever
Concert/Event
Closed: 31 August 2022
Pop Princesses
Family/Kids
Closed: 31 August 2022
Derren Brown - Showman
Concert/Event
Closed: 14 August 2022
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The Play That Goes Wrong
Play
Closed: 06 August 2022
In the Night Garden Live
Family/Kids
Closed: 28 July 2022
Jason Manford - Like Me
Stand-Up Comedy
Closed: 13 July 2022
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Waitress
Musical
Closed: 09 July 2022
Thriller Live!
Musical
Closed: 02 July 2022
Ian Waite and Vincent Simone - The Ballroom Boys Act 2
Dance/Ballet
Closed: 24 June 2022
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Here Come the Boys
Dance/Ballet
Closed: 19 June 2022
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The Da Vinci Code
Play
Closed: 18 June 2022
Some Mothers Do 'ave 'em
Play
Closed: 11 June 2022
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Oti Mabuse - I Am Here
Dance/Ballet
Closed: 04 June 2022
Islands in the Stream - The Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Story
Musical
Closed: 02 June 2022
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School of Rock - The Musical
Musical
Closed: 28 May 2022
Russell Kane - The Essex Variant
Stand-Up Comedy
Closed: 20 May 2022
Giovanni Pernice - This is Me
Dance/Ballet
Closed: 19 May 2022
Tony Hadley - 40th Anniversary Tour
Concert/Event
Closed: 17 May 2022
Dreamboats and Petticoats
Concert/Event
Closed: 15 May 2022
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The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
Play
Closed: 14 May 2022
Gangsta Granny
Family/Kids
Closed: 07 May 2022
Beautiful - The Carole King Musical
Musical
Closed: 30 April 2022
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Chicago
Musical
Closed: 23 April 2022
Carmen
Opera
Closed: 17 April 2022
Johannes Radebe - Freedom
Dance/Ballet
Closed: 08 April 2022
Zog - And The Flying Doctors
Family/Kids
Closed: 07 April 2022
Remembering the Oscars
Dance/Ballet
Closed: 05 April 2022
Craig Revel Horwood - All Balls and Glitter Tour
Concert/Event
Closed: 31 March 2022
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The Circus of Horrors - Revamped & Rocking Adult show
Concert/Event
Closed: 27 March 2022
Hairspray
Musical
Closed: 26 March 2022
Fat Friends - The Musical
Musical
Closed: 19 March 2022
Firedance - Karen Hauer and Gorka Marquez
Dance/Ballet
Closed: 13 March 2022
Omid Djalili - The Good Times Tour
Stand-Up Comedy
Closed: 12 March 2022
The Rocket Man
Concert/Event
Closed: 27 February 2022
The Addams Family
Musical
Closed: 26 February 2022
Come What May - The Ultimate Tribute to Moulin Rouge
Musical
Closed: 14 February 2022
Madam Butterfly (Madama Butterfly)
Opera
Closed: 13 February 2022
The Classic Rock Show
Concert/Event
Closed: 07 February 2022
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Chris Ramsey
Stand-Up Comedy
Closed: 06 February 2022
Rob Beckett - Wallop
Stand-Up Comedy
Closed: 05 February 2022
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Kevin Clifton - Burn The Floor
Dance/Ballet
Closed: 02 February 2022
SIX
Musical
Closed: 30 January 2022
Jersey Boys
Musical
Closed: 22 January 2022
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My Best Friend's Wedding
Musical
Closed: 22 January 2022
Fat Friends - The Musical
Musical
Closed: 15 January 2022
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Jason Manford - Like Me
Stand-Up Comedy
Closed: 09 January 2022
Fastlove - Everything She Wants Tour
Closed: 07 January 2022
The Nutcracker
Dance/Ballet
Closed: 05 January 2022
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Jack and the Beanstalk
Pantomime
Closed: 02 January 2022
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John Bishop - Right Here, Right Now
Stand-Up Comedy
Closed: 03 December 2021
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Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Musical
Closed: 28 November 2021
The Thunder Girls
Play
Closed: 20 November 2021
Dirty Dancing
Musical
Closed: 20 November 2021
Horrible Histories - Barmy Britain - A Brand New Show
Family/Kids
Closed: 14 November 2021
Joe Brown - 60th Anniversary Tour
Concert/Event
Closed: 08 November 2021
Groan Ups
Closed: 06 November 2021
Rock of Ages
Musical
Closed: 31 October 2021
Maximum Rhythm 'n' Blues
Concert/Event
Closed: 31 October 2021
Ed Byrne - If I'm Honest
Stand-Up Comedy
Closed: 25 October 2021
Russell Brand - 33
Stand-Up Comedy
Closed: 24 October 2021
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Peppa Pig - Peppa Pig's Best Day Ever
Family/Kids
Closed: 17 October 2021
Ian Waite and Vincent Simone - The Ballroom Boys Act 2
Dance/Ballet
Closed: 11 October 2021
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Jason Donovan - Even More Good Reasons
Concert/Event
Closed: 02 October 2021
Al Murray - the Pub Landlord - Landlord of Hope and Glory
Closed: 01 October 2021
David Baddiel - Trolls: Not the Dolls
Stand-Up Comedy
Closed: 30 September 2021
Matthew Bourne's The Midnight Bell - New Adventures
Dance/Ballet
Closed: 29 September 2021
The Play That Goes Wrong
Play
Closed: 26 September 2021
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Grease
Musical
Closed: 18 September 2021
Big Girls Don't Cry
Concert/Event
Closed: 11 September 2021
Tim Vine - Plastic Elvis
Stand-Up Comedy
Closed: 04 September 2021
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Looking Good Dead
Play
Closed: 14 August 2021
Big Girls Don't Cry
Concert/Event
Closed: 04 August 2021
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The Carpenters Story - Goodbye to Love
Concert/Event
Closed: 25 July 2021
Dirty Dancing
Musical
Closed: 24 July 2021
The Roy Orbison Story - West End Special
Closed: 17 July 2021
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The Rocket Man
Concert/Event
Closed: 13 July 2021
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What's Love Got To Do With It? A Tribute To Tina Turner
Concert/Event
Closed: 11 July 2021
That'll Be The Day
Concert/Event
Closed: 01 July 2021
Walk Right Back - The Everly Brothers Story
Concert/Event
Closed: 17 June 2021
Rumours of Fleetwood Mac
Concert/Event
Closed: 15 June 2021
Dreamboats and Petticoats
Musical
Closed: 09 June 2021
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Thriller Live!
Musical
Closed: 05 June 2021
Big Girls Don't Cry
Concert/Event
Closed: 29 May 2021
Islands in the Stream - The Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Story
Musical
Closed: 28 May 2021