The Orchard

The Orchard
Home Gardens
Dartford, DA1 1ED

About

Seats 933. A member of the HQ Theatres and Hospitality.

Current Productions

Carmen

Opera

One Night Only: 07 March 2021

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Firedance - Karen Hauer and Gorka Marquez

Dance/Ballet

One Night Only: 11 March 2021

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Menopause the Musical

One Night Only: 12 March 2021

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Menopause the Musical 2 - Cruising Through Menopause

Musical

One Night Only: 12 March 2021

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Tim Vine is Plastic Elvis

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 17 March 2021

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David Baddiel - Trolls: Not the Dolls

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 21 March 2021

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Al Murray - the Pub Landlord - Landlord of Hope and Glory

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 25 April 2021

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The Bowie Collective

Concert/Event

One Night Only: 01 May 2021

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osh Widdicombe - Bit Much...

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 04 May 2021

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The Circus of Horrors - Revamped & Rocking Adult show

Concert/Event

One Night Only: 05 May 2021

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Jimmy Carr - Terribly Funny

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 08 May 2021

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Kevin Clifton - Burn The Floor

Dance/Ballet

One Night Only: 23 May 2021

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The Johnny Cash Roadshow - The Man in Black Tour

One Night Only: 24 May 2021

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Seven Drunken Nights - The Story of the Dubliners

Concert/Event

One Night Only: 25 May 2021

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Jools Holland and his Rhythm and Blues Orchestra

Concert/Event

One Night Only: 26 May 2021

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Oti Mabuse - I Am Here

Dance/Ballet

One Night Only: 27 May 2021

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Islands in the Stream - The Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Story

One Night Only: 28 May 2021

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Big Girls Don't Cry

Concert/Event

One Night Only: 29 May 2021

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Thriller Live!

Musical

Performances begin: 31 May 2021

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Ian Waite and Vincent Simone - The Ballroom Boys Act 2

Dance/Ballet

One Night Only: 07 June 2021

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Dreamboats and Petticoats

Musical

One Night Only: 09 June 2021

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Rumours of Fleetwood Mac

Concert/Event

One Night Only: 15 June 2021

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Here Come the Boys

Dance/Ballet

One Night Only: 16 June 2021

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Walk Right Back - The Everly Brothers Story

Concert/Event

One Night Only: 17 June 2021

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Grease

Musical

Performances begin: 21 June 2021

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That'll Be The Day

Concert/Event

One Night Only: 01 July 2021

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What's Love Got To Do With It? A Tribute To Tina Turner

Concert/Event

One Night Only: 11 July 2021

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The Rocket Man

Concert/Event

One Night Only: 13 July 2021

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The Roy Orbison Story - West End Special

One Night Only: 17 July 2021

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Dirty Dancing

Musical

Performances begin: 20 July 2021

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The Carpenters Story - Goodbye to Love

Concert/Event

One Night Only: 25 July 2021

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Looking Good Dead

Play

Performances begin: 09 August 2021

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Chicago

Musical

Performances begin: 24 August 2021

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Jason Donovan - Even More Good Reasons

Concert/Event

One Night Only: 02 October 2021

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School of Rock - The Musical

Musical

Performances begin: 04 October 2021

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Ed Byrne - If I'm Honest

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 25 October 2021

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Maximum Rhythm 'n' Blues

Concert/Event

One Night Only: 31 October 2021

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The Osmonds - A New Musical

Musical

Performances begin: 09 November 2021

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The Thunder Girls

Play

Performances begin: 16 November 2021

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Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Musical

Performances begin: 24 November 2021

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John Bishop - Right Here, Right Now

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 03 December 2021

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Jack and the Beanstalk

Pantomime

Performances begin: 11 December 2021

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Jason Manford - Like Me

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 09 January 2022

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Sister Act

Musical

Performances begin: 10 January 2022

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My Best Friend's Wedding

Musical

Performances begin: 17 January 2022

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SIX

Musical

Performances begin: 25 January 2022

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Chris Ramsey

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 06 February 2022

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Madam Butterfly (Madama Butterfly)

Opera

One Night Only: 13 February 2022

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Come What May - The Ultimate Tribute to Moulin Rouge

Musical

One Night Only: 14 February 2022

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Omid Djalili - The Good Times Tour

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 12 March 2022

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Remembering the Oscars

Dance/Ballet

One Night Only: 05 April 2022

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Carmen

Opera

One Night Only: 17 April 2022

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The Commitments

Musical

Performances begin: 03 May 2022

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Giovanni Pernice - This is Me

Dance/Ballet

One Night Only: 19 May 2022

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The Da Vinci Code

Play

Performances begin: 13 June 2022

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Jason Manford - Like Me

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 13 July 2022

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Sarah Millican - Bobby Dazzler

Stand-Up Comedy

Performances begin: 30 November 2022

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Past Productions

Derren Brown - Showman
Concert/Event
Closed: 28 February 2021
Ray Mears - We Are Nature with Ray Mears
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 18 February 2021
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Whitney - Queen of the Night
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 01 December 2020
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The Sensational 60's Experience
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 30 November 2020
David Baddiel - Trolls: Not the Dolls
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 13 November 2020
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Jack Dee - Off The Telly
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 12 November 2020
Ben Hanlin
Cabaret
One Night Only: 07 November 2020
We Love Little Mix
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 07 November 2020
Joel Dommett - Unapologetic (If That's OK?)
One Night Only: 05 November 2020
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Rob Beckett - Wallop
Stand-Up Comedy
Closed: 04 November 2020
Dreamboats and Petticoats
Musical
One Night Only: 01 November 2020
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Maximum Rhythm 'n' Blues
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 31 October 2020
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The Chicago Blues Brothers - A Night At The Movies
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 25 October 2020
Be Bop A Lula
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 17 October 2020
The ELO Experience
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 05 October 2020
Some Guys Have All the Luck - The Rod Stewart Story
One Night Only: 20 September 2020
Ian Waite and Vincent Simone - The Ballroom Boys Act 2
Dance/Ballet
One Night Only: 17 September 2020
Shalamar
One Night Only: 29 August 2020
Joe Pasquale - Live
One Night Only: 26 August 2020
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The Rocket Man
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 24 August 2020
Someone Like You - The Adele Songbook
One Night Only: 23 August 2020
Bang Bang!
Closed: 15 August 2020
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Al Murray - the Pub Landlord - Landlord of Hope and Glory
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 26 July 2020
Giraffes Can't Dance
Closed: 16 July 2020
The Take That Experience
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 10 July 2020
Burn the Floor - Anything You Can Do
One Night Only: 21 June 2020
Bring Your Own Baby Comedy
One Night Only: 15 June 2020
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Friendsical - A Parody Musical About Friends
Musical
Closed: 06 June 2020
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In the Night Garden Live
Family/Kids
Closed: 24 May 2020
Robert White - The Tank Top Tour 2
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 24 May 2020
An Inspector Calls
Play
Closed: 16 May 2020
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Chris Ramsey - 20/20
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 24 April 2020
La boheme
Opera
One Night Only: 23 April 2020
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David Baddiel Trolls: Not The Dolls
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 22 April 2020
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Bang Bang!
Play
Closed: 18 April 2020
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Derren Brown - Showman
Concert/Event
Closed: 04 April 2020
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Firedance
Dance/Ballet
One Night Only: 21 March 2020
Menopause the Musical 2 - Cruising Through Menopause
Musical
One Night Only: 20 March 2020
Rumours of Fleetwood Mac
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 16 March 2020
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Joe Brown - 60th Anniversary Tour
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 10 March 2020
Buddy Holly and the Cricketers
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 26 February 2020
Sounds of the 70s - With Johnnie Walker
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 24 February 2020
Lady Chatterley's Lover
Play
Closed: 22 February 2020
The Adult Panto: Peter Panties!
Pantomime
One Night Only: 12 February 2020
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Kojo Anim - The Taxi Tour
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 11 February 2020
Legend - The Music of Bob Marley
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 09 February 2020
Sleeping Beauty
Dance/Ballet
Closed: 08 February 2020
Legend - The Music of Bob Marley
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 05 February 2020
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Madam Butterfly (Madama Butterfly)
Opera
One Night Only: 05 February 2020
Dial M for Murder
Play
Closed: 01 February 2020
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Milton Jones - Milton: Impossible
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 22 January 2020
The Classic Rock Show
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 20 January 2020
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The Bodyguard
Musical
Closed: 18 January 2020
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Peter Pan
Pantomime
Closed: 05 January 2020
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Frank Skinner - Showbiz
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 05 December 2019
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Jimmy Carr - Terribly Funny
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 03 December 2019
Carole: The Music of Carole King
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 02 December 2019
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Rhod Gilbert - The Book of John
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 01 December 2019
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Curtains
Musical
Closed: 30 November 2019
A Beautiful Noise
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 27 November 2019
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Blood Brothers
Musical
Closed: 23 November 2019
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Billionaire Boy
Family/Kids
Closed: 16 November 2019
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Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 07 November 2019
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Respect - The Aretha Franklin Songbook
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 05 November 2019
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You Win Again - the Story of the Bee Gees
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 04 November 2019
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The Woman in Black
Play
Closed: 02 November 2019
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Peppa Pig - Peppa Pigs Best Day Ever
Family/Kids
Closed: 20 October 2019
Stewart Francis - Into the Punset
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 19 October 2019
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Fastlove - A Tribute to George Michael
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 14 October 2019
Buddy - The Buddy Holly Story - 30th Anniversary Tour
Musical
Closed: 12 October 2019
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The Rocky Horror Show
Musical
Closed: 28 September 2019
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The Mousetrap
Play
Closed: 21 September 2019
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Rip It Up - The 70s!
Dance/Ballet
One Night Only: 15 September 2019
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Priscilla - Queen of the Desert
Musical
Closed: 14 September 2019
Sing-a-long-a Bohemian Rhapsody
One Night Only: 14 July 2019
Sing-a-Long-a The Greatest Showman
One Night Only: 14 July 2019
Get Ready - Here We Come
One Night Only: 03 July 2019
Reynolds Performing Arts Academy Showcase - Reynolds Performing Arts PEAK 2019
One Night Only: 02 July 2019
Here Come the Boys
Dance/Ballet
One Night Only: 28 June 2019
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Annie
Musical
Closed: 22 June 2019
Summer of Love
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 15 June 2019
Tropicana Nights
One Night Only: 14 June 2019
New Jersey Nights
Closed: 08 June 2019
Burn the Floor
Dance/Ballet
One Night Only: 01 June 2019
What's Love Got to Do With It?
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 31 May 2019
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Jimmy Carr - Terribly Funny
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 29 May 2019
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Paul Merton's Impro Chums
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 28 May 2019
Tom Gates - Live on Stage
Family/Kids
Closed: 26 May 2019
Walk Right Back - The Everly Brothers Story
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 20 May 2019
Hair
Musical
Closed: 18 May 2019
Solid Gold Rock 'n' Roll
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 12 May 2019
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The Girl on the Train
Play
Closed: 11 May 2019
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Zog
Family/Kids
Closed: 05 May 2019
Russell Kane - The Fast and the Curious
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 04 May 2019
Robert White - The Tank Top Tour
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 28 April 2019
Sounds of the 60s
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 27 April 2019
Into the Groove - The Ultimate Tribute to Madonna
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 23 April 2019
In the Night Garden Live
Family/Kids
Closed: 22 April 2019
Sing-a-Long-a The Greatest Showman
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 16 April 2019
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Abigail's Party
Play
Closed: 06 April 2019