The Orchard

The Orchard
Home Gardens
Dartford, DA1 1ED

About

Seats 933. A member of the HQ Theatres and Hospitality.

Current Productions

Final performance: 23 November 2019

Performances begin: 25 November 2019

A Beautiful Noise

One Night Only: 27 November 2019

Rhod Gilbert - The Book of John

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 01 December 2019

Carole: The Music of Carole King

One Night Only: 02 December 2019

Jimmy Carr - Terribly Funny

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 03 December 2019

Frank Skinner - Showbiz

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 05 December 2019

Performances begin: 14 December 2019

Performances begin: 08 January 2020

The Classic Rock Show

One Night Only: 20 January 2020

Milton Jones - Milton: Impossible

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 22 January 2020

Dial M for Murder

Performances begin: 27 January 2020

Legend - The Music of Bob Marley

One Night Only: 05 February 2020

Madam Butterfly (Madama Butterfly)

One Night Only: 05 February 2020

Sleeping Beauty

Performances begin: 06 February 2020

Kojo Anim - The Taxi Tour

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 11 February 2020

Sounds of the 70s - With Johnnie Walker

One Night Only: 24 February 2020

Joe Brown - 60th Anniversary Tour

One Night Only: 10 March 2020

Rumours of Fleetwood Mac

One Night Only: 16 March 2020

Rob Beckett - Wallop

Stand-Up Comedy

Performances begin: 17 March 2020

One Night Only: 21 March 2020

Derren Brown - Showman

Performances begin: 24 March 2020

Performances begin: 14 April 2020

One Night Only: 21 April 2020

David Baddiel - Trolls: Not the Dolls

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 22 April 2020

One Night Only: 23 April 2020

Chris Ramsey - 20/20

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 24 April 2020

An Inspector Calls

Performances begin: 12 May 2020

Jack Dee - Off The Telly

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 17 May 2020

Stand-Up Comedy

One Night Only: 19 May 2020

In the Night Garden Live

Performances begin: 23 May 2020

Performances begin: 06 October 2020

Jason Donovan - Even More Good Reasons

One Night Only: 10 November 2020

Whitney - Queen of the Night

One Night Only: 01 December 2020

The Commitments

Performances begin: 22 February 2021

Past Productions

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Billionaire Boy
Family/Kids
Closed: 16 November 2019
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Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 07 November 2019
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Respect - The Aretha Franklin Songbook
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 05 November 2019
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You Win Again - the Story of the Bee Gees
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 04 November 2019
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The Woman in Black
Play
Closed: 02 November 2019
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Peppa Pig - Peppa Pigs Best Day Ever
Family/Kids
Closed: 20 October 2019
Stewart Francis - Into the Punset
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 19 October 2019
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Fastlove - A Tribute to George Michael
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 14 October 2019
Buddy - The Buddy Holly Story - 30th Anniversary Tour
Musical
Closed: 12 October 2019
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The Rocky Horror Show
Musical
Closed: 28 September 2019
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The Mousetrap
Play
Closed: 21 September 2019
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Rip It Up - The 70s!
Dance/Ballet
One Night Only: 15 September 2019
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Priscilla - Queen of the Desert
Musical
Closed: 14 September 2019
Sing-a-long-a Bohemian Rhapsody
One Night Only: 14 July 2019
Sing-a-Long-a The Greatest Showman
One Night Only: 14 July 2019
Get Ready - Here We Come
One Night Only: 03 July 2019
Reynolds Performing Arts Academy Showcase - Reynolds Performing Arts PEAK 2019
One Night Only: 02 July 2019
Here Come the Boys
Dance/Ballet
One Night Only: 28 June 2019
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Annie
Musical
Closed: 22 June 2019
Summer of Love
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 15 June 2019
Tropicana Nights
One Night Only: 14 June 2019
New Jersey Nights
Closed: 08 June 2019
Burn the Floor
Dance/Ballet
One Night Only: 01 June 2019
What's Love Got to Do With It?
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 31 May 2019
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Jimmy Carr - Terribly Funny
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 29 May 2019
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Paul Merton's Impro Chums
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 28 May 2019
Tom Gates - Live on Stage
Family/Kids
Closed: 26 May 2019
Walk Right Back - The Everly Brothers Story
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 20 May 2019
Hair
Musical
Closed: 18 May 2019
Solid Gold Rock 'n' Roll
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 12 May 2019
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The Girl on the Train
Play
Closed: 11 May 2019
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Zog
Family/Kids
Closed: 05 May 2019
Russell Kane - The Fast and the Curious
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 04 May 2019
Robert White - The Tank Top Tour
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 28 April 2019
Sounds of the 60s
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 27 April 2019
Into the Groove - The Ultimate Tribute to Madonna
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 23 April 2019
In the Night Garden Live
Family/Kids
Closed: 22 April 2019
Sing-a-Long-a The Greatest Showman
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 16 April 2019
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Abigail's Party
Play
Closed: 06 April 2019
Rumours of Fleetwood Mac - 40 Years of Rumours
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 31 March 2019
Cirque Berserk - For the Theatre
Concert/Event
Closed: 24 March 2019
The Solid Silver 60's Show
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 18 March 2019
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Ben Fogle - Tales from the Wilderness
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 17 March 2019
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Calendar Girls the Musical
Musical
Closed: 16 March 2019
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The Worse Witch
Family/Kids
Closed: 03 March 2019
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Avenue Q
Musical
Closed: 02 March 2019
Islands in the Stream - The Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Story
Musical
One Night Only: 24 February 2019
The Magic of Motown - Reach Out
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 22 February 2019
Bowie Experience - The Golden Years Tour
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 21 February 2019
Swan Lake
Dance/Ballet
Closed: 20 February 2019
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The Hairy Bikers - In Conversation
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 17 February 2019
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Benidorm Live
Play
Closed: 16 February 2019
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The Band
Musical
Closed: 09 February 2019
Frankly Sinatra
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 29 January 2019
The Circus of Horrors - Psycho Asylum
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 28 January 2019
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The House on Cold Hill
Play
Closed: 26 January 2019
The Classic Rock Show
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 16 January 2019
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Saturday Night Fever
Musical
Closed: 12 January 2019
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Fastlove - A Tribute to George Michael
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 05 January 2019
Aladdin
Pantomime
Closed: 30 December 2018
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Rock of Ages
Musical
Closed: 25 November 2018
The Whitney Houston Show
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 11 November 2018
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The Case of the Frightened Lady
Play
Closed: 10 November 2018
Sally Morgan - Psychic Sally - 10th Anniversary
Cabaret
One Night Only: 31 October 2018
Jimeoin - Result!
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 24 October 2018
The Matt Monro Story
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 23 October 2018
Rip It Up
Dance/Ballet
One Night Only: 22 October 2018
Maximum Rhythm and Blues
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 21 October 2018
Let It Be - Part II
Musical
Closed: 20 October 2018
Dirty Dancing
Musical
Closed: 06 October 2018
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Dirty Dancing
Musical
Closed: 06 October 2018
Little Baby Bum
Family/Kids
Closed: 30 September 2018
Gag House Comedy Superstars
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 29 September 2018
Dracula: The Bloody Truth
Family/Kids
One Night Only: 27 September 2018
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Flawless - Chase the Dream: the Reboot
Dance/Ballet
One Night Only: 24 September 2018
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Horrible Histories - The Awful Egyptians
Family/Kids
Closed: 23 September 2018
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Horrible Histories - The Terrible Tudors
Family/Kids
Closed: 22 September 2018
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Summer Holiday
Musical
Closed: 08 September 2018
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Teletubbies Live - Big Hugs
Family/Kids
Closed: 23 August 2018
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Fastlove - A Tribute to George Michael
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 20 August 2018
Dinosaur World
Family/Kids
Closed: 01 August 2018
Bing Live!
Family/Kids
One Night Only: 25 July 2018
Derren Brown - Underground
Concert/Event
Closed: 16 June 2018
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20th Century Boy
Musical
Closed: 13 June 2018
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Beautiful - The Carole King Musical
Musical
Closed: 09 June 2018
Champions of Rock
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 02 June 2018
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Daliso Chaponda - What the African Said
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 01 June 2018
Walk Right Back
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 29 May 2018
Gangsta Granny
Family/Kids
Closed: 26 May 2018
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The Rat Pack Live from Las Vegas
Concert/Event
Closed: 19 May 2018
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Some Mothers Do 'ave 'em
Play
Closed: 12 May 2018
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Rumours of Fleetwood Mac - 40 Years of Rumours
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 07 May 2018
Madam Butterfly (Madama Butterfly)
Opera
One Night Only: 06 May 2018
Shalamar
Concert/Event
One Night Only: 05 May 2018
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Sarah Millican - Control Enthusiast
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 04 May 2018
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David Baddiel - My Family, Not the Sitcom
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 02 May 2018
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Russell Brand - Re:Birth
Stand-Up Comedy
One Night Only: 29 April 2018
Spamalot
Musical
Closed: 28 April 2018
Spamalot
Musical
Closed: 28 April 2018
Fat Friends - The Musical
Musical
Closed: 14 April 2018