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Since winning the 2008 if.comedy Best Newcomer Award for her debut solo show Sarah Millican's Not Nice at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Sarah is fast on her way to becoming a household name. She has already notched up a number of appearances on top comedy shows including Mock the Week, Michael Mcintyre's Comedy Roadshow, Have I Got News For You, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Live at the Apollo and The Bubble.

Sarah Millican is not a control freak, she's a control enthusiast. She even controls her own insults, see? Do you arrange the nights out? Are you in charge of passports on holiday? Then so are you! Whether you're sorting the tickets for this show or turning up when you're told to, welcome. You'll learn about Rescue Men, farting in hospital pants, what can happen at a bra fitting, the benefits of casserole, plus tips on how to talk to shop assistants and the correct way to eat a biscuit. Funny, frank and unapologetically filthy.

TOUR DATES

17 MARCH - 17 MARCH
EMBASSY CENTRE, SKEGNESS

23 MARCH - 24 MARCH
COLSTON HALL, BRISTOL

14 NOVEMBER - 14 NOVEMBER
ROYAL & DERNGATE, NORTHAMPTON

22 MARCH - 22 MARCH
CLIFFS PAVILION, SOUTHEND-ON-SEA

18 MARCH - 18 MARCH
THEATRE ROYAL, NORWICH

15 MARCH - 16 MARCH
HULL CITY HALL, HULL

11 MARCH - 11 MARCH
MALVERN THEATRES, MALVERN

27 JUNE - 30 JUNE
IPSWICH REGENT, IPSWICH

3 APRIL - 3 APRIL
THE HEXAGON, READING

3 JUNE - 3 JUNE
PAVILIONS, PLYMOUTH

10 MARCH - 10 MARCH
ARTS CENTRE, ABERYSTWYTH

8 MARCH - 9 MARCH
TOWN HALL, LEEDS

22 FEBRUARY - 22 FEBRUARY
STORYHOUSE, CHESTER

2 MARCH - 3 MARCH
BATHS HALL, SCUNTHORPE

28 FEBRUARY - 1 MARCH
G-LIVE, GUILDFORD

23 FEBRUARY - 23 FEBRUARY
VENUE CYMRU (FORMERLY - NORTH WALES THEATRE), LLANDUDNO

31 MAY - 1 JUNE
GRAND THEATRE, SWANSEA

21 FEBRUARY - 21 FEBRUARY
BATHS HALL, SCUNTHORPE

18 FEBRUARY - 18 FEBRUARY
THE CRESSET, PETERBOROUGH

17 FEBRUARY - 17 FEBRUARY
THE NORTH WALL, OXFORD

15 FEBRUARY - 15 FEBRUARY
BECK THEATRE, OUTER LONDON

16 FEBRUARY - 16 FEBRUARY
GROVE THEATRE, DUNSTABLE

14 FEBRUARY - 14 FEBRUARY
STAFFORD GATEHOUSE THEATRE, STAFFORD

11 FEBRUARY - 11 FEBRUARY
LYRIC THEATRE, CARMARTHEN

9 FEBRUARY - 9 FEBRUARY
HAFREN (FORMERLY THEATRE HAFREN), NEWTOWN

10 FEBRUARY - 10 FEBRUARY
THEATRE SEVERN, SHREWSBURY

4 FEBRUARY - 4 FEBRUARY
LINCOLN PERFORMING ARTS CENTRE, LINCOLN

7 FEBRUARY - 7 FEBRUARY
THE STABLES, MILTON KEYNES

8 FEBRUARY - 8 FEBRUARY
GRAND PAVILION, PORTHCAWL

3 FEBRUARY - 3 FEBRUARY
THE THEATRE BY THE LAKE, KESWICK

2 FEBRUARY - 2 FEBRUARY
LYCEUM THEATRE, CREWE

1 FEBRUARY - 1 FEBRUARY
ARC, STOCKTON-ON-TEES

25 JANUARY - 26 JANUARY
THE CUSTOMS HOUSE, SOUTH SHIELDS

21 JANUARY - 21 JANUARY
WYVERN THEATRE, SWINDON

22 JANUARY - 22 JANUARY
MARLOWE THEATRE, CANTERBURY

17 JANUARY - 17 JANUARY
THE PLAYHOUSE, WESTON-SUPER-MARE

18 JANUARY - 18 JANUARY
OAKENGATES THEATRE AT THE PLACE, TELFORD

30 MAY - 30 MAY
COLOSSEUM, WATFORD

19 JANUARY - 20 JANUARY
THE CORE AT CORBY CUBE, CORBY

1 DECEMBER - 1 DECEMBER
ST GEORGE'S HALL, BRADFORD

5 DECEMBER - 6 DECEMBER
PARR HALL, WARRINGTON

31 JANUARY - 31 JANUARY
WHITLEY BAY PLAYHOUSE, WHITLEY BAY

29 NOVEMBER - 30 NOVEMBER
CIVIC HALL, WOLVERHAMPTON

25 NOVEMBER - 25 NOVEMBER
ASSEMBLY HALL THEATRE, TUNBRIDGE WELLS

14 JUNE - 15 JUNE
TOWN HALL, MIDDLESBROUGH

21 NOVEMBER - 21 NOVEMBER
THE HAWTH, CRAWLEY

18 NOVEMBER - 18 NOVEMBER
MAYFLOWER THEATRE, SOUTHAMPTON

16 JUNE - 16 JUNE
KING GEORGE'S HALL, BLACKBURN

16 NOVEMBER - 16 NOVEMBER
ROYAL & DERNGATE, NORTHAMPTON

9 NOVEMBER - 11 NOVEMBER
YORK BARBICAN CENTRE, YORK

4 NOVEMBER - 4 NOVEMBER
CORN EXCHANGE, EXETER

8 NOVEMBER - 8 NOVEMBER
CITY HALL, SHEFFIELD

22 SEPTEMBER - 22 SEPTEMBER
FESTIVAL THEATRE, EDINBURGH

24 OCTOBER - 26 OCTOBER
SYMPHONY HALL, BIRMINGHAM

27 OCTOBER - 27 OCTOBER
THE AUDITORIUM, GRIMSBY

31 OCTOBER - 1 NOVEMBER
BRIGHTON DOME, BRIGHTON

19 OCTOBER - 19 OCTOBER
MILLENNIUM FORUM, DERRY

26 SEPTEMBER - 26 SEPTEMBER
ANVIL ARTS, BASINGSTOKE

12 OCTOBER - 13 OCTOBER
WARWICK ARTS CENTRE, COVENTRY

17 OCTOBER - 18 OCTOBER
WATERFRONT HALL, BELFAST

23 NOVEMBER - 24 NOVEMBER
EVENTIM APOLLO, WEST END

6 OCTOBER - 6 OCTOBER
TYNE THEATRE AND OPERA HOUSE (FORMELY MILL VOLVO TYNE THEATRE), NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE

3 OCTOBER - 3 OCTOBER
ROYAL HALL, HARROGATE

10 OCTOBER - 10 OCTOBER
CITY HALL, SALISBURY

29 SEPTEMBER - 30 SEPTEMBER
LIVERPOOL ECHO ARENA, LIVERPOOL

21 SEPTEMBER - 21 SEPTEMBER
CAIRD HALL, DUNDEE

27 SEPTEMBER - 28 SEPTEMBER
ANVIL ARTS, BASINGSTOKE

20 SEPTEMBER - 20 SEPTEMBER
PERTH THEATRE, PERTH

13 SEPTEMBER - 14 SEPTEMBER
OLYMPIA THEATRE, DUBLIN

27 JULY - 27 JULY
TOWN HALL, HUDDERSFIELD

3 AUGUST - 3 AUGUST
BRITANNIA THEATRE, GREAT YARMOUTH

9 SEPTEMBER - 9 SEPTEMBER
WHITE ROCK THEATRE, HASTINGS

2 AUGUST - 2 AUGUST
SANDS CENTRE, CARLISLE

29 JULY - 29 JULY
BUXTON OPERA HOUSE, BUXTON

12 SEPTEMBER - 12 SEPTEMBER
CORK OPERA HOUSE, CORK

19 JULY - 21 JULY
HIS MAJESTY'S THEATRE, ABERDEEN

28 JULY - 28 JULY
VILLA MARINA ROYAL HALL, DOUGLAS

3 NOVEMBER - 3 NOVEMBER
GUILDHALL, PORTSMOUTH

15 JULY - 15 JULY
ALBAN ARENA, ST ALBANS

11 JULY - 12 JULY
WYCOMBE SWAN, HIGH WYCOMBE

14 JULY - 14 JULY
THEATRE ROYAL, NOTTINGHAM

5 JULY - 6 JULY
TYNE THEATRE AND OPERA HOUSE (FORMELY MILL VOLVO TYNE THEATRE), NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE

4 JULY - 4 JULY
PLAZA THEATRE, STOCKPORT

11 MAY - 11 MAY
PRINCESS ROYAL THEATRE, PORT TALBOT

1 JULY - 1 JULY
DERBY ARENA, DERBY

24 JUNE - 24 JUNE
MARGATE WINTER GARDENS, MARGATE

8 JUNE - 10 JUNE
SCOTTISH EXHIBITION AND CONFERENCE CENTRE (SECC), GLASGOW

8 SEPTEMBER - 8 SEPTEMBER
ASSEMBLY HALL, WORTHING

2 MAY - 2 MAY
USHER HALL, EDINBURGH

2 JUNE - 2 JUNE
PAVILIONS, PLYMOUTH

25 MAY - 26 MAY
O2 APOLLO MANCHESTER, MANCHESTER

23 MAY - 23 MAY
VICTORIA THEATRE, HALIFAX

28 JULY - 28 JULY
GAIETY THEATRE, DUBLIN

20 MAY - 20 MAY
CHARTER THEATRE, PRESTON

18 MAY - 19 MAY
EVENTIM APOLLO, WEST END

16 MAY - 17 MAY
PAVILION THEATRE, BOURNEMOUTH

6 SEPTEMBER - 7 SEPTEMBER
DE MONTFORT HALL, LEICESTER

10 MAY - 10 MAY
ST DAVID'S HALL, CARDIFF

5 MAY - 5 MAY
SHANKLIN THEATRE, SHANKLIN

1 SEPTEMBER - 1 SEPTEMBER
GLOUCESTER HALL, ST HELIER

22 JUNE - 23 JUNE
CORN EXCHANGE, CAMBRIDGE

4 MAY - 4 MAY
THE ORCHARD, DARTFORD

2 MAY - 2 MAY
WINTER GARDENS AND OPERA HOUSE THEATRE, BLACKPOOL

6 APRIL - 8 APRIL
TYNE THEATRE AND OPERA HOUSE (FORMELY MILL VOLVO TYNE THEATRE), NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE

1 MAY - 1 MAY
THE SPA THEATRE, BRIDLINGTON

20 JUNE - 21 JUNE
CORN EXCHANGE, CAMBRIDGE

4 APRIL - 5 APRIL
THE HEXAGON, READING

29 MARCH - 30 MARCH
TOWN HALL, CHELTENHAM

Show Details

  • Dates:Closed on
  • Location:Stafford Gatehouse Theatre, Stafford