Welcome to the desert. The London lesbian scene. A couple of little sad old basements that drip with sweat and piss. We sit, listening to second-hand pulsating noise coming from some gay boy night upstairs. And it's a Wednesday. And it's a night called the ?Clam Jam'. Can you imagine being straight and going to a night called the 'Cock and Hole'? The women in black. The best tables are marked theirs by a crowd of empty prosecco bottles. They sit there in their uniformed black, a deep rich black only lots of money can buy... and they are looking at you. They are not nice girls. But this is not a nice story.