So I decided to dispose of the body myself. I chopped him up with a kitchen knife and I thought about burying him in the back garden but I couldn't be bothered with all that digging so I just threw him in the bin. Dermot and Janet are about to have a one night stand. Before sealing the deal, though, Dermot must: a) - Check she agrees that Tony Blair's a war criminal.. b) - Establish whether she killed her ex-husband. c) - Reluctantly accept she does not realise he's famous.