Thirteen-year-old Robert Caligari has a rather nasty habit of kicking pigs. But today, Robert is going to get his comeuppance. Today is the day that Robert Caligari is going to die. Kill The Beast present the world premiere of this stage adaptation of the cult novel by occasional Time Lord Tom Baker. This grotesquely comic farce features talking piggybanks, shark mutilation, and a nasty incident involving weedkiller-cornflakes.