Oh Mother

WE’RE MAKING THIS SHOW WITH OUR MUMS. What if I can’t have one? What if I don’t want one? What if the planet can’t take another one? My baby just threw up on my pants. We’re making this show with a six month old on the hip. Women with buggies are always pushing in front of me and I want to tell them: having a baby is no more virtuous than watching telly. We’re making this show because they say time is running out.