Titanic parody . Death Ship 666 is sinking. In the fight for survival it's woman vs child, human vs bear, and ship vs time! When our young heroine, Grandma, falls instantly in love with the dashing Architect, it seems she may finally be free of the pressure to fulfil her namesake - to have a child, just so they can have one too. Little do the lovers know that a grizzly secret from the past and elaborate plots to destroy Death Ship conspire against their happiness.