"Are you alone and miserable this Valentine's Day? Are you unloved and unwanted? Will you spend this Valentine's Day staring into the abyss and finding that even the abyss isn't looking at you? Then now's the time to turn to Friendship Assistance in London. Pick up the phone and FAIL won't fail you."
Allez Hop! Theatre presents Be My Bloody Valentine, an evening of love, laughter and a higher than average body count inspired of iconic French farces.