When word gets out that Duff is going to top himself, a host of ne'er-do-wells crawl out of the woodwork, each wanting to claim his grand gesture for their ?noble cause'. Let's face it, why waste a death? But which cause shall it be... love, politics, religion, or the rising price of fish? Will the disillusioned Duff go through with it? Will he really top himself for a dubious cause? Is he worth it? Watch and see... the suspense will kill you, if you don't die laughing first.