30 years old, living in the same town all his life and trapped in a dead-end job where it seems like he can't open his mouth without offending a younger colleague. Everything seems to be changing but him. Obsessed with the past but unable to face up to it, he longs for a simpler time of pokemon cards, school nicknames and stable pronouns. But nostalgia is always dangerous... A personal tragedy is about to force him to re-examine his past and come to face up to some uncomfortable truths. A dark, comic monologue about ancient history and the lies we tell ourselves.