It’s 30 years after Romeo and Juliet failed to commit suicide, and the world’s ideal lovers are married… and constantly fighting. Their youthful romance has long gone and married life is full of rows. Romeo’s been disinherited by his family and Juliet’s mother refuses to die. As if that weren’t enough, they have a teenage daughter who’s discovered punk rock and electric guitars. William Shakespeare is turning in his grave, furious that Romeo and Juliet messed up the perfect ending he had planned for them. How did it all go wrong? SHAKESPEARE… IT’S ALL HIS FAULT!