Jesus – The Wasted Years

God is fed up with his son who, since he
learned how to turn water into wine, can’t leave the stuff alone –
amusingly, one of his constant companions is a mineral water bottle of
red wine. His other companion is his dearest friend Satan, who has
undergone psychoanalysis, lost his demons and appears to have become a
really decent chap.

In an effort to keep up to date
the old man gives an interview to Sky TV’s Lucy Lampeter – a typical TV
chat show host played by Tova Levy – which ends in disaster because he
can’t think of anything to say. Jesus, thinking his dad too old to cut
the mustard, persuades the newly reformed Satan to join him in a
usurping enterprise. But Jesus had reckoned without his mother, the
blessed Mary who has become, well, something else entirely.

Playwright
Robert Meakin, who portrays the dissolute Jesus himself, has come up
with some very funny lines and jokes concerning the inhabitants of
heaven, including like Princess Diana (who proves very popular) and
Abraham Lincoln. About halfway through there are some longueurs but the
action soon picks up again and carries on to the literally thunderous
finale.

Though the setting is Heaven and the people
involved are immortals, this is an allegorical romp more about politics
than religion and many of the incidents and the characters are
familiar. Ian Dootson plays Peter, the perfect diplomat; Ryan Hurst
is a sophisticated and devious Satan; Andrew Neil is perfect casting as
the bemused and bewildered Scottish God; and Helen Bang is an unusually
sexy but practical Mary.

The piece is excellently
directed by God himself – Andrew Neil – and although this pantomime may
upset those with religious sensibilities, for irreverent souls like us
it’s great fun.

– Aline Waites